Lost!
One tooth, lower incisor, size small. Last seen in Island Park near tennis courts. If found, please give directly to the Tooth Fairy, as she has been forced to accept an acorn in its place. Although Dylan says he knows the Tooth Fairy isn’t real, he has already accepted payment for the lost tooth, so she must be compensated with the traditional dental offering. Thank you, and happy hunting!
The Daddy Dispatch 
My friend’s 5 year old kid recently used the tooth fairy to “launder” money. He had stolen money from his brother’s hideaway, then claimed to his mom that he had received the money from the tooth fairy while in his dad’s care (week on week off custody) so he could legitimately spend the money on a toy he wanted. Pretty brilliant for such a youngin’ I thought!